| Out of 5
|
Out of 5
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
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Brand
|
Size
|
Presentation
|
Pastry-Texture
|
Pastry-taste
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Pastry/filling ratio
|
Filling texture
|
Filling Taste
|
Comments
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Total
|
| M & S
deep filled
|
4
|
4
|
9
|
9
|
8
|
8
|
9
|
The one to
beat. Could only be improved by having a
few more crunchy bits in the filling and
being served by Jeffrey Dean Morgan in
the altogether fine.
|
51
|
|
Sainsbury's
|
2
|
4
|
9
|
8
|
8
|
9
|
9
|
Not too sweet,
good texture, too small to be taken
seriously by any of my brother-in-laws.
|
49
|
|
Duchy Organic
|
4
|
5
|
9
|
7
|
8
|
8
|
8
|
Very buttery
pastry, which overpowers the mince
flavour, puts it in a headlock and
wrestles it to the floor. But otherwise
delicious.
|
49
|
|
Co-op deep
filled
|
5
|
4
|
9
|
7
|
8
|
8
|
8
|
Very good for
such a cheap pie but tastes a bit too
much of oranges, for some reason. NB.
Good for those who like oranges.
|
49
|
|
Morrison's
store baked
|
4
|
3
|
8
|
9
|
7
|
8
|
8
|
Very good but
filling bit sweet
|
47
|
|
Waitrose
|
5
|
4
|
8
|
7
|
8
|
7
|
7
|
Both pastry
and filling are too sweet, good for
sugar-high needed to frenetically dance
with nephews, filling bit gloopy.
|
46
|
|
Tesco's Finest
|
5
|
3
|
8
|
6
|
7
|
7
|
7
|
Waaaay too
buttery pastry. Filling bit rich. I
choked on one and spat my tea on the
carpet. This may not have been the pie's
fault.
|
43
|
|
Tesco deep
filled
|
5
|
4
|
6
|
5
|
8
|
6
|
7
|
Pastry way too
sweet. Boo from Monsters Inc. is a sour
old crone in comparison.
|
41
|
|
Tru-free wheat
free
|
4
|
4
|
5
|
4
|
8
|
7
|
8
|
Bit too sweet
but not bad for wheat-free. However if
you are not allergic to wheat there are
far nicer things to put in your mouth.
|
40
|
|
Mr Kipling
Mince Pies
|
3
|
3
|
7
|
6
|
8
|
7
|
6
|
Waaaay too
sweet and crumbly. Mr.Kipling can make
bakewell tarts and that's about it. He is
rubbish pir-maker and should stick to
books about bemused Jungle animals.
|
40
|
|
Tesco Free
From wheat free
|
4
|
4
|
2
|
3
|
7
|
7
|
8
|
Disgusting.
Pastry turns to flour in the mouth.
Sickly sweet. Avoid avoid avoid. Would
never eat again even if offered by
Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the altogether
fine.
|
35
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